Consider me your crossing guard at the intersection of Ridiculous Road and Awesome Ave.
"Let’s Play Ball"
Valentine’s Day is so illogical.
"I want to work on the hardest problem I can get my hands on. If you can do that, why bother doing anything else?"
"The Mighty Bull Duck"
Get off the toilet.
“That’s an alien bruv, believe it.”
because he’s the hero gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now
The new Doctor, ladies and gentlemen.
This is what every conversation between my co-founder and I eventually reduces to.
"There’s math, and everything else is debatable."
This is every time I try and talk to anyone. (via xkcd: Preferred Chat System)