Random Ryan

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  1. I think they’re on to something here… In all regards.

    I think they’re on to something here… In all regards.

    2. 1 month ago 0 notes

  2. I can’t stop watching this. First time I’ve cared about Superman even as a character since All-Star Superman.

    Man of Steel - Official Trailer

    (Source: youtube.com)

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  3. As the French press laughs (x).

    Big fan of the mic drop at the end.

    (Source: iwantcupcakes)

    4. 1 month ago 94342 notes CATS CATS CATS
  4. judypoody: hiphopfightsback: “It happened in this building back in 1999. We were doing something for ‘TRL’ and Britney was there, and you know me and Redman like to clown around a lot and we were taking a picture. And if you see the picture that we took I’m leaning over into her cause I whispered something into her ear. I whispered, ‘You got a fat ass for a white girl,’ but no, I meant it as a compliment. And this is how professional Britney is, she waited for the picture to stop and as soon as the picture was over she looked at me and said, ‘Thank you’… And I looked at her like, ‘You’re welcome’. She knew I was telling the truth.” - Method Man THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER Britney, putting dat “ass” in Classy since 1999.

    judypoody:

    hiphopfightsback:

    “It happened in this building back in 1999. We were doing something for ‘TRL’ and Britney was there, and you know me and Redman like to clown around a lot and we were taking a picture. And if you see the picture that we took I’m leaning over into her cause I whispered something into her ear. I whispered, ‘You got a fat ass for a white girl,’ but no, I meant it as a compliment. And this is how professional Britney is, she waited for the picture to stop and as soon as the picture was over she looked at me and said, ‘Thank you’… And I looked at her like, ‘You’re welcome’. She knew I was telling the truth.”

    - Method Man

    THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER

    Britney, putting dat “ass” in Classy since 1999.

    5. 1 month ago 9750 notes CATS CATS CATS
  5. Bail or the horizon.

    Bail or the horizon.

    (Source: jarrodis)

    6. 1 month ago 54887 notes [y_h_b_t_i]
  6. Camp here.

    Camp here.

    (Source: theblackworkshop)

    7. 1 month ago 20708 notes [y_h_b_t_i]
  7. Pirates.

    Pirates.

    (Source: kevc)

    8. 1 month ago 99 notes [y_h_b_t_i]
  8. thefrogman: [marceline | princess bubblegum | photographer] Hey there, Marceline.

    thefrogman:

    [marceline | princess bubblegum | photographer]

    Hey there, Marceline.

    9. 1 month ago 25312 notes The Frogman

  9. He created that with just an iphone. Just an iphone and his voice.

    (Source: youtube.com)

    10. 1 month ago 1 notes
  10. thefrogman: [video] [h/t: cineraria] Oh hi! I’m just a demon dog. What’cha doin over there?

    thefrogman:

    [video] [h/t: cineraria]

    Oh hi! I’m just a demon dog. What’cha doin over there?

    11. 1 month ago 72504 notes The Frogman

  11. I want this dude to friend me.

    (Source: idiotsonfb)

    12. 1 month ago 145643 notes CATS CATS CATS
  12. landofloveandlies: thetinkertoyboy: raetherandom: BIkers Against Child Abuse Helps Make Abused Children Feel Safe Again “A biker’s power and intimidating image can even the playing field for a little kid who has been hurt. If the man who hurt this little girl calls or drives by, or even if she is just scared, another nightmare, the bikers will ride over and stand guard all night. If she is afraid to go to school, they will take her and watch until she’s safely inside. And if she has to testify against her abuser in court, they will go, too, walking with her to the witness stand and taking over the first row of seats.” During one such testimony, a little boy sat on the stand, testifying against his abusive father, who sat less than 10 feet away.   “Why didn’t you say anything before now?” Asked the prosecutor. “I was scared.” The little boy replied, honestly. “Why aren’t you scared now, what changed?” The prosecutor watched the little boy closely as he pointed to the front row of seats in the court room. “Because my friends are scarier than he is.” shit like this makes me have faith in humanity again.

    landofloveandlies:

    thetinkertoyboy:

    raetherandom:

    BIkers Against Child Abuse Helps Make Abused Children Feel Safe Again

    “A biker’s power and intimidating image can even the playing field for a little kid who has been hurt. If the man who hurt this little girl calls or drives by, or even if she is just scared, another nightmare, the bikers will ride over and stand guard all night.

    If she is afraid to go to school, they will take her and watch until she’s safely inside.

    And if she has to testify against her abuser in court, they will go, too, walking with her to the witness stand and taking over the first row of seats.”

    During one such testimony, a little boy sat on the stand, testifying against his abusive father, who sat less than 10 feet away.  

    “Why didn’t you say anything before now?” Asked the prosecutor.

    “I was scared.” The little boy replied, honestly.

    “Why aren’t you scared now, what changed?” The prosecutor watched the little boy closely as he pointed to the front row of seats in the court room.

    “Because my friends are scarier than he is.”

    shit like this makes me have faith in humanity again.

    13. 1 month ago 148887 notes CATS CATS CATS
  13. Haha… aw…

    Haha… aw…

    14. 1 month ago 104608 notes WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR
  14. thefrogman: What a drag.

    thefrogman:

    What a drag.

    15. 1 month ago 32193 notes The Frogman
  15. Guh…

    Guh…

    (Source: expensivelife)

    16. 1 month ago 7033 notes [y_h_b_t_i]

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