Consider me your crossing guard at the intersection of Ridiculous Road and Awesome Ave.
I think they’re on to something here… In all regards.
I can’t stop watching this. First time I’ve cared about Superman even as a character since All-Star Superman.
Man of Steel - Official Trailer
As the French press laughs (x).
Big fan of the mic drop at the end.
“It happened in this building back in 1999. We were doing something for ‘TRL’ and Britney was there, and you know me and Redman like to clown around a lot and we were taking a picture. And if you see the picture that we took I’m leaning over into her cause I whispered something into her ear. I whispered, ‘You got a fat ass for a white girl,’ but no, I meant it as a compliment. And this is how professional Britney is, she waited for the picture to stop and as soon as the picture was over she looked at me and said, ‘Thank you’… And I looked at her like, ‘You’re welcome’. She knew I was telling the truth.”
THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER
Britney, putting dat “ass” in Classy since 1999.
Bail or the horizon.
Hey there, Marceline.
He created that with just an iphone. Just an iphone and his voice.
Oh hi! I’m just a demon dog. What’cha doin over there?
I want this dude to friend me.
“A biker’s power and intimidating image can even the playing field for a little kid who has been hurt. If the man who hurt this little girl calls or drives by, or even if she is just scared, another nightmare, the bikers will ride over and stand guard all night.
If she is afraid to go to school, they will take her and watch until she’s safely inside.
And if she has to testify against her abuser in court, they will go, too, walking with her to the witness stand and taking over the first row of seats.”
During one such testimony, a little boy sat on the stand, testifying against his abusive father, who sat less than 10 feet away.
“Why didn’t you say anything before now?” Asked the prosecutor.
“I was scared.” The little boy replied, honestly.
“Why aren’t you scared now, what changed?” The prosecutor watched the little boy closely as he pointed to the front row of seats in the court room.
“Because my friends are scarier than he is.”
shit like this makes me have faith in humanity again.
What a drag.